6.2.08

TV Show 'Mythbusters' Debunks Own Popularity

After tackling such myths as "The Scientific Method" and "Gravity?" co-hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman decided that the show has reached the inevitable final frontier. "There really is no myth that we haven't investigated besides the one that boldly claims viewers actually enjoy watching our show," stated Savage, "and busting this final myth is a duty bestowed upon myself and my partner by scores of stoned, C+ average college students across this great nation."

A plan was struck, and science began anew. The hosts laboriously polled nine junior-aged, sophomore-standing students from Cal State Fullerton and came up with a clear and palpable answer to their final question.

Avid fan Dennis Wojack stated that he watches the show with regularity, but wrote it off by explaining that "if when I am passed out on the couch and the television is left on, and the show happens to be scheduled, I guess I am watching it through some sort of osmosis, but nothing more than that really."

Melissa Cartwright was quoted as saying that she watches it every night with her boyfriend in hope of "extending the relationship beyond sex and into meaningful intellectual avenues."

Melissa Cartwright's boyfriend is on record claiming that "i'd rather watch two dudes blow shit up than waste money on condoms, fucking stubborn bitch."

The other six who were polled failed to respond correctly, and sent in comments about the shows 'Intervention' and 'Trading Spaces.'